Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. The name's Wily... The one and only, the brilliant scientist, Dr. Wily! It may seem rather sudden to you, but I've decided I'd like to take over the world! Nuhah! Nuhahahaha! Ahem!
At least, I would, but that idiot Ringmaster thinks that he can lock me away in this place! I laugh at him! Hah! No prison has ever held my genius before, don't think this one will either! Nuhahahaha! Ahem!
My makeshift castle is Trailer I-7. It lacks the usual grandeur I am used to, but no matter.